LINKEDIN TROLLING

My Role Ideation, MidJourney Image Prompting, Design
Why If I have to be on Linkedin and see all the utter fakeness on there, I need a way to contribute in a way that feels authentic. And, that way is to post things so obviously fake, there's no question it's BS.

What These are obviously fake, hyper-absurd posts made to mirror how performative and fake most LinkedIn content already is. Honestly, they keep me sane. 

Bigfoot testified against me in federal court.

Bigfoot is real and he Venmo-requested me for "illegal raccoon fight tickets".

I smuggled alien tech through TSA in a lunchbox.

I sold Area 51 secrets for a Chili's gift card.

Bigfoot is real and we co-signed a jet ski loan.

The Chupacabra and I run an underground fight club.