LINKEDIN TROLLING

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Why If I have to be on Linkedin and see all the utter fakeness on there, I need a way to contribute in a way that feels authentic. And, that way is to post things so obviously fake, there's no question it's BS.

What These are obviously fake, hyper-absurd posts made to mirror how performative and fake most LinkedIn content already is. Honestly, they keep me sane. 
Conclusion LinkedIn flagged my account and required I show my government-issued ID to access my profile again. I, naturally, refused and asked them to delete my profile. So, happily, no more LinkedIn for me :) 

Bigfoot testified against me in federal court.

Bigfoot is real and he Venmo-requested me for "illegal raccoon fight tickets".

I smuggled alien tech through TSA in a lunchbox.

I sold Area 51 secrets for a Chili's gift card.

Bigfoot is real and we co-signed a jet ski loan.

The Chupacabra and I run an underground fight club.